Words acceptable for Sunday sermons…

Tim Hawkins suggests over a hundred ‘Christian’ swear words.

How many do YOU say?

How many would be acceptable in your Sunday message?





  • Tim May 10, 2013 Reply

    I worked with a Youth Pastor one time whose philosophy was, “If I didn’t offend you, then I didn’t cuss”.

    And, I’ve always said, “You ain’t been cussed ’til you’ve been cussed by a Baptist preacher’s kid”.

    A Baptist Preacher’s Kid

  • DanO May 10, 2013 Reply

    Somehow I got into the habit of saying “Dagnabbit.” Then one day a buddy asked, “Who ARE you? Yosemite Sam?”

    Makes me wonder what else I picked up from cartoons.

  • Fred May 10, 2013 Reply

    I have heard that fartknocker has a terrible meaning. I wouldn’t mention it.

    He left out snaggle toothed tadpole.

  • HOLY MOLY- too funny, I use that one all the time! hahahaha! Some of these remind me of PJT 😛 I hope you get a good laugh today!

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