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If you’re stressed after the election… this should help. After all, there’s nothing funnier than watching parents lie to their children, and watching the kids react. OK… so… forget about the whole ‘lying to your kids’ thing, and enjoy Jimmy Kimmel’s second annual “Tell your kids you ate all their Halloween candy while you video tape them segment”: Todd

OK… I’m a little late on this one… but did you know that Halloween candy is secretly cursed before it’s sent to your local grocery store?  And we know this is true because it was found on a blog put out by the Christian Broadcasting Network!  (Well, at least it was at one time… it’s now been taken down; but you can get the cached page here) That’s what BibleBeltBlogger found out in this story. Here’s an excerpt:

You may ask, “Doesn’t God have more power than the devil?” Yes, but He has given that power to us. If we do not walk in it, we will become the devil’s prey. Witchcraft works through dirty hearts and wrong spirits.

During this period demons are assigned against those who participate in the rituals and festivities. These demons are automatically drawn to the fetishes that open doors for them to come into the lives of human beings. For example, most of the candy sold during this season has been dedicated and prayed over by witches.

Even the colors of Halloween (orange, brown and dark red) are dedicated. These colors are connected to the fall equinox, which is around the 20th or 21st of September each year and is sometimes called “Mabon.” During this season witches are celebrating the changing of the seasons from summer to fall. They give praise to the gods for the demonic harvest. They pray to the gods of the elements (air, fire, water and earth).

Why do Christians act like this? Why would anyone say that my mini kit-kat bar or my banana laffy taffy was dedicated to Satan and prayed over by witches?  And even if it was, why shouldn’t I eat it?  Is there some kind of satanic spirit embedded in the fibers of the delicious fruity taffy that I shouldn’t digest?