Last Names

Sometimes I hear a name and wonder how or why a parent would do that to a child.  But when the problem is the last name, what can you do.  Take this name as an example. I went to college with someone that had the last name Stitt.  That’s even worse.  There’s no good first name to go with Stitt. What’s the funniest/weirdest/most obscure last name that you’ve ever heard?