"Hot girls attend Pastor Fireman's Church"

This just in from Nigeria.

All the hot girls are going to Dr. Fireman’s church.

That’s the new billboard campaign for a church.

(I guess it’s a play on ‘fireman’ and ‘hot’.  Tricky.)

Here’s the billboard:

fireman

According to Pastor Fireman:

“The point is that God sent me to bring Twenty-First Century innovations that will change Christianity and make it have more results. Let me give you an example…Recently, believers do soul winning among believers, Churches “wins souls” from another church. That is not soul winning, that is souls transfer… They are fishing in the frying pan. Real soul winning is reaching out to sinners and getting them saved.To do that, one has to go to where sinners are!” That is how Jesus did it! “And it came to pass, as Jesus sat at meat in the house, behold, many publicans and sinners came and sat down with him and his disciples” (Matthew 9:10)…And it brings criticism! “And when the scribes and Pharisees saw him eat with publicans and sinners, they said unto his disciples, how is it that he eateth and drinketh with publicans and sinners?” (Mark 2:16)… Jesus reaching out to sinners was misunderstood, but He didn’t care. Here was Jesus’ response to the criticism: “wisdom is justified of her children” (Matthew 11:19). He called strategy for reaching out to sinners “wisdom,” and said that, contrary to the claims of critics, the strategy is not justified by how it looks but by its results! Our Hot Girls flyer was a Twenty-First Century evangelistic innovation! We wanted to reach out to harlots. We wanted to take call girls off the streets around the location of the church.”

OK… you know you have to comment on this one. So… let’s hear it.

And please, please, please… don’t send this idea to Ed Young, Jr.

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