January 23, 2015
- Humor, Humor, Start Here
These have been around for a while… but they are still funny, and may be new to you…
Tags: Honesty, LOL, Marketing, Post Cards
You’re invited to… Selective Church!
…where some sins are considered more tolerable than others.
(Click here to download attendance application)
9:45 a.m. Sunday School
11:00 a.m. Worship
6:00 p.m. Wednesday Midweek Service
I thought we were supposed to tolerate all sins, love one another and leave the judgment to God? Obviously your church prefers some sins to others, but that’s really on you not the sinners, right?
At Selective Church, we only tolerate the tolerable sins!
And don’t forget the $10 attendance application fee ;o)
A unique worship experience!!!
(First Church of the CCM: a One Raised Hand Worship Community)
Welcome to the FRIENDLY Church, where everyone wishes you a “good morning” . . . and that’s about all you can expect!
Yep… that’s about all. LOL
Our church is for our people and you are clearly not our people.
Tammy Lou Waite (@tamilu40)
Welcome to our MegaChurch where our greeters will welcome you, but the neighbors outside will scowl at you because they hate our Sunday traffic.
Welcome to the Lighthouse Church, where we give a million dollars to missions each year!! (just don’t ask how much we spend on buildings or tshirts)
Len Evans (@Len_Evans)
We Value Youth! (Just don’t reach the wrong ones)