Honest church postcards…

These have been around for a while… but they are still funny, and may be new to you…



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  • Chuck May 6, 2013 Reply

    You’re invited to… Selective Church!

    …where some sins are considered more tolerable than others.

    (Click here to download attendance application)

    9:45 a.m. Sunday School
    11:00 a.m. Worship
    6:00 p.m. Wednesday Midweek Service

    • Jonathan Stone May 6, 2013 Reply

      I thought we were supposed to tolerate all sins, love one another and leave the judgment to God? Obviously your church prefers some sins to others, but that’s really on you not the sinners, right?

      • Chuck May 6, 2013 Reply

        At Selective Church, we only tolerate the tolerable sins!

        And don’t forget the $10 attendance application fee ;o)

  • Brad May 6, 2013 Reply

    A unique worship experience!!!
    -Third Day

    (First Church of the CCM: a One Raised Hand Worship Community)

    • Chuck May 6, 2013 Reply

      Too funny!

  • Bob May 6, 2013 Reply

    Welcome to the FRIENDLY Church, where everyone wishes you a “good morning” . . . and that’s about all you can expect!

    • Chuck May 6, 2013 Reply

      Yep… that’s about all. LOL

  • GEOFF May 6, 2013 Reply

    Our church is for our people and you are clearly not our people.

  • Welcome to our MegaChurch where our greeters will welcome you, but the neighbors outside will scowl at you because they hate our Sunday traffic.

  • AO May 7, 2013 Reply

    Welcome to the Lighthouse Church, where we give a million dollars to missions each year!! (just don’t ask how much we spend on buildings or tshirts)

  • Len Evans (@Len_Evans) September 22, 2013 Reply

    We Value Youth! (Just don’t reach the wrong ones)

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