It’s true. God has a bad credit score.
God Gazarov is a Russian native who was named after his grandfather (who was probably named after… uh… God). God has a problem. It seems that credit rating company Equifax is giving him a bad credit score because of his first name. (Two other credit rating companies give him a very high score).
The end result: God was declined for a loan for a new Infiniti last year.
(Of course, God would want to buy an Infiniti… it only makes sense).
When he tried to get Equifax to change the glitch in their system, someone told him he might want to consider changing his first name.
So, God is suing Equifax.
According to God’s attorney, he was ‘forced’ to file a law suit because the company refused to accept his name as legitimate.
Imagine that… someone rejecting God as legitimate.
There’s a sermon illustration in there somewhere.