I found this over at Stuff Fundies Like.
Check out this job description. It HAS to be worse than your situation:
The church needs a man to come and back up the pastor in both the activities of the church as well as the keeping of the grounds. This is a nonpaying position but housing is available. This assistant should be a King James only, independent Baptist who is the husband of one wife with some Bible college education. A degree in Christian Ministries or Theology is preferred. If you feel that God would have you be the #2 man for our church, please send your resume to…
What do you think?
Would you apply?
Maybe you could hire a second-hand man for free… give him a room in your house, and have him do your yard work too. Just be careful to vet what Bible version he uses.
See… I told you it could be worse!