Church Warning Signs

Interesting sign here.  You know… whenever you see a sign like this, you know it has to be there for a reason.  Is someone REALLY so stupid that they ACTUALLY drank the water?  I sure hope not.

But regardless… this got me thinking.

What WARNING or DANGER signs should we put up in our churches?

Anyone want to give some suggestions?



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  • Jeff February 11, 2011 Reply

    Touch Anything In This Kitchen And Ye Shall Answer Unto the Women’s Fellowship

  • Blake Porter February 11, 2011 Reply

    DANGER! We might get a little crazy up in here for Jesus.

    WARNING! This place might change your life!!!

    WARNING! Today’s sermon might anger or offend you!

  • PastoRick February 14, 2011 Reply

    WARNING: The appearance of Piety in the people you see here may or may NOT reflect true spirituality.

  • Mark Simpson February 23, 2011 Reply

    I like the guy that built his church and had three different bathrooms installed; he had signs on them reading
    I John
    II John
    III John

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