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God has a bad credit score (and he’s ‘extremely frustrated’)

It’s true. God has a bad credit score. God Gazarov is a Russian native who was named after his grandfather (who was probably named after… uh… God). God has a problem.  It seems that credit rating company Equifax is giving him a bad credit score because of his first name.  (Two other credit rating companies give him a very high score). The end result: God was declined for a loan for a new Infiniti last year. (Of course, God would want to buy an Infiniti… it only makes sense). When he tried to get Equifax to change the glitch in their system, someone told him he might want to...
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10 signs your pastor is a zombie

I think I may have met a few of these in my day… HT: NakedPastor  
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You think YOU’RE having a bad day?

If you think you’re having a bad day… you’re not.  At least I bet you’re not compared to this guy: Lesson #1 Don’t be distracted from what you should be doing. Lesson #2 When you fall… get up.  Quickly.
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The real test of pastoral integrity.

You never know, as a church leader, where your integrity may be tested. My guess is that, while you’ve never thought about it, the dentist might be a huge test of integrity for most all of us. What physical location is a huge test for YOUR integrity? Todd
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You gotta love this kid…

He’s my idol, actually.  Wait for the end: What’s the craziest thing a kid has done in your worship services? Todd
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How NOT to hire a worship leader

This from LarkNews.com: After repeated conflicts with his church board about the direction of Family Life Center, pastor Dave Chandler decided to leave the church. But on his way out he used a little-known clause in the bylaws to singlehandedly hire a new worship leader: Bill MacNerny who specializes in “alien folk music” and “tunes for chickens and other intelligent beings.” MacNerny was last employed as a street performer in Key West, Fla., and has made several albums of himself playing the ukelele and making barnyard sounds. “We’re in a true bind,” says board member Jeff Garrety. “We...
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How churches clap

I think this should be pretty explanatory for most of us… From WorshipTeamTraining.com  
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Lot’s daughters

This was too funny NOT to share. HT:  Scotteriology
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The 7 habits of serious church leader procrastinators…

Be sure to tweet a link to this… then put it on facebook with a link to your pinterest page. Come on, you know you want to. And, you probably don’t have anything better to...
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The pastor’s meeting through the eyes of children…

Honestly… they get more accomplished in this meeting that some church’s do in their staff meetings. OK, perhaps that was a bit harsh:
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