It’s breaktime… time for some of my favorite tweets from the past week… Feel free to pass these on to your friends!
“Special thanks to the lady that went off on the pastor just before the service started. I couldn’t do my job without you.”- Satan
— Unappreciated Pastor (@Rev_Norespect) December 10, 2012
The Pastor Search Committee asked if I was a man of convictions. I said “A few…but no felonies.” Haven’t heard back from them.
— Unappreciated Pastor (@Rev_Norespect) December 8, 2012
So excited!! Got a letter from the deacons. Looks like they want me to re-sign. Four more years!! #hyphenchallenged
— Unappreciated Pastor (@Rev_Norespect) December 8, 2012
“This is MY Church!” Yes sir, I believe you. No paternity test needed. It looks and acts just like you.
— Unappreciated Pastor (@Rev_Norespect) December 6, 2012
Its hard to think on my feet, so I just pray the words of the song I just sang. #worship
— Celeb Worship Leader (@CelebWorshipLdr) November 15, 2012
My E string broke because of spiritual warfare. #worship
— Celeb Worship Leader (@CelebWorshipLdr) November 8, 2012
Just in case you don’t get a Lexus this Christmas, please remember that Mary spent the entire month of December on a donkey.
— NotKennyRogers (@NotKennyRogers) December 5, 2012
When a guy wears a mock turtleneck, that’s pretty much all I need to know about him.
— NotKennyRogers (@NotKennyRogers) November 29, 2012
Preacher left a list of tasks for me to do while he’s gone. How did “fold bulletins” make the list but “spend hours watching YouTube” didnt?
— Mistreated Youth Guy (@MistrtdYouthGuy) December 7, 2012
An Elder told me the best gift I could get him for Christmas is another youth pastor. He wants 2 of us? Hope I’m still getting paid the same
— Mistreated Youth Guy (@MistrtdYouthGuy) December 5, 2012
Preacher keeps saying “didn’t teach ya that in Bible college did they?” They did teach me how to humor the preacher and to just nod along
— Mistreated Youth Guy (@MistrtdYouthGuy) December 5, 2012
RT @copelandnetwork: What did your pastor preach on today? // I wish I went to @edyoung‘s church. Then I could say a camel.
— Fake J.D. Greear (@FakeJDGreear) December 9, 2012
RT @joelosteen: Don’t keep God in a box and miss your miracle. He is an out-of-the box God. // They call that a genie, JoJo.
— Fake J.D. Greear (@FakeJDGreear) December 6, 2012
BREAKING: Pope Benedict XVI (@pontifex) sends first tweet: “LOL you guys, lost keys to the kingdom of heaven again.”
— Fake J.D. Greear (@FakeJDGreear) December 3, 2012
If the Pope wants to reach a younger crowd, he should change his name to PontFX.
— Fake J.D. Greear (@FakeJDGreear) December 3, 2012
Those snowflakes are the frozen tears of the hymn writers who heard you trying to make their Christmas carols ROCK.
— Church Curmudgeon (@ChrchCurmudgeon) December 9, 2012
Less churches doing Singing Christmas Trees. National moral decline. Do the math.
— Church Curmudgeon (@ChrchCurmudgeon) December 7, 2012
Think Mary ever gets tired of hearing singers ask if she knew?
— Church Curmudgeon (@ChrchCurmudgeon) December 5, 2012
What has been YOUR favorite tweet from the past week?
Todd
Thanks Todd, that was just awesome and it made my day!